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The Queen's Loss of Sang Froid 11 July 2007-12 July 2007A worried nation gathered before Buckingham Palace, awaiting news of The Queen's Loss of Sang Froid, which passed away yesterday during a statement from the BBC.

 

 

 

 

 Quiet Man 1954-2007Mourn the death of a Tory superhero as Iain Duncan Smith whispers his last policy initiative

 

 

 

 

 Wal-Mart to trim payroll: replaces employees for the second time!At Wal-Mart Minimum Wage Means Minimum Wage

 

 

 

 

 Statue of Darth LibertyStatue that is a cross between Darth Vader and the Statue of Liberty!

 

 

 

 

 The Sandwich c.1760-2007The Sandwich, the quick, filling snack that has sustained day-trippers, office workers and busy men and women for 250 years has curled up at the corners and passed on to the Great Bin in the Sky

 

 

 

 

 The Royal Prerogative mid-5th Century-2007Despite its age, The Prerogative was still exercised on a regular basis. Even in the early 21st Century Tony Blair was giving it a daily run, mainly to get it to declare war on other countries.

 

 

 

 

 Forget Impeachment; Let's 'Commute' Bush's TermIsn’t it about time the American people were also shown some mercy?

 

 

 

 

 Happy/Sad July Fourth, DependingJuly 4th is great for some people, and not so great for others!

 

 

 

 

 Tiger “Tim” Henman 1974-2007New balls please! A lament for the Tiger that was Tim.

 

 

 

 

 A Good Day for Bush: Supreme Court Bars Execution of Retarded Texas KillerA good legal precedent, for the illegal President.

 

 

 

 

 Supreme Court Upholds 'Bong Hits 4 Cheney' SignA referendum on

 

 

 

 

 The Middle East 3,000BC-2007ADIt is with great sadness that As A Dodo must report the imminent passing of the Middle East, following news that a Mr T Blair, formerly of Downing Street, is to be made Special Envoy to the region.

 

 

 

 

 New Metric Alphabet ProposedFinally someone makes an easy to understand alphabet.

 

 

 

 

 Cheney Upstages Apple, Unveils the iGovernmentThe Veep puts the

 

 

 

 

 Holy Water Church SignChurch sign tells how they make Holy Water.

 

 

 

 

 The Labour Deputy Leadership Contest 10th May-24th June 2007A moving eulogy was delivered by Harriet Harman who described Mr Prescott as a

 

 

 

 

 CRACK'D MUSKEGON NEWZGreeting my readers. I know I have been absent for a long time

 

 

 

 

 FBI Thwarts 'Dirty Bomb' Plot: Arrests Muslim Campfire FartersThe break-up of a silent but deadly plot.

 

 

 

 

 Legal Experts: Bush Has Personal 'Exposure' from 'Missing Pants' CaseThe Korean cleaners not the only ones being taken to the cleaners.

 

 

 

 

 Bank of England £5 Notes 1793-2007Bank of England naturalists have today announced the passing of the last known £5 Note on Britain's streets

 

 

 

 

 Operation Arrowhead Ripper Renamed Penis Caught in ZipperDef. Sec. Gates agrees to name military operations so they reflect the reality on the ground.

 

 

 

 

 Rush Hour 4A sneak peak still image from Rush Hour 4 starring Chan, Tucker, and Twinkie the Kid.

 

 

 

 

 Oh, This isn’t One of Those Things Where You Fire Me, is it?Calling me into your office is never a good sign.

 

 

 

 

 Adam and Eve? NO! Adam and SteveA recent report from the Institute of Historical and Bibliographical Studies

 

 

 

 

 George W. Bush Plans Military Strike to Stop Global WarmingWith the commitments of other G8 leaders in….

 

 

 

 

 The UK Prison System 1166-2007With The UK Prison System completely full and unable to take another prisoner - even a wafer thin one - it was clear it could not continue.

 

 

 

 

 Announcement From The Bureau Of Caucasian AffairsUnited Native Americans is proud to announce that it has purchased …

 

 

 

 

 Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The WorldA group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote…

 

 

 

 

 Pandora Strikes Back as Web 2.0 DemandsInternet radio made such a strong showing ten years ago that…

 

 

 

 

 David Cameron Political commentators are snorting into their third bottle of red …..

 

 

 

 

 Pat Robertson: 'Sopranos Finale Vindicates Christian Right'As usual, Jesus has the Answer.

 

 

 

 

 Disgusted Albanian Thief Returns Bush's WristwatchThe Thieve's Code of Honor.

 

 

 

 

 Those Who Knew Them: Kurt Waldheim 1918-2007A tribute to the controversial former UN Secretary-General and Austrian President from an innocent South American ….

 

 

 

 

 The Hubo FX-1 Promises An Easy Future for Lazy People EverywhereImagine a future where you never have to get out of your chair.

 

 

 

 

 Big Love Season Two Opens without Long-awaited FoursomeHBO's squeaky clean polygamy series, Big Love…..

 

 

 

 

 Jail medics blame Paris ADD on dodgy hair extension glue seepageParis Hilton's reported Attention Deficit Disorder may have been….

 

 

 

 

 Lifted Bush Watch Surfaces for Sale on eBay.deThe White House late this evening grudgingly admitted that,,,

 

 

 

 

 Political Reporting c. 17th Century – 2007Political Reporting will be buried at St Alastair Campbell's Church of the Twisted Perception, Westminster.

 

 

 

 

 Native Americans' Proposed Immigration Bill: Deport Mayflower DescendantsThere went the neighborhood!

 

 

 

 

 Bush Hires David Chase to 'Produce' the Iraq WarIf ya' can't beat 'em, confuse 'em.

 

 

 

 

 Important lesson learned from 80'sWithout further ado…

 

 

 

 

 President Bush Taps Jessica Simpson for Educational PositionWhen President Bush returns to Washington early this week…

 

 

 

 

 Tis the Season of Unforgettable Wedding ToastsIt’s not What You Say, So Much as How You Say It… or Not

 

 

 

 

 Scotland c.55BC–2007ADScotland will be buried at the High Kirk of Irvine Welsh, the service will be conducted by …

 

 

 

 

 Terrorist’s Explosive Nose Job Triggers Airport Big Nose ExamsThe Department of Homeland Security issued an alert early yesterday …

 

 

 

 

 Creature from Outer Space Discovered in TennesseeA creature from another planet….

 

 

 

 

 Iran's President tied to US Men's Wear WarehouseA source inside Vice President Cheney's office has leaked….

 

 

 

 

 The Dreadful Incarceration of Paris Hilton 3rd June 2007-7th June 2007Paris Hilton’s Dreadful Incarceration has died following the release of the hotel heiress on unspecified medical grounds, rumoured to be Vacant Personality Syndrome.

 

 

 

 

 The London 2012 Olympic Logo 2007-2007The funeral for The London 2012 Olympic Logo will be held at St Sebastian Coe's Church of the Bleeding Disaster.

 

 

 

 

 The Sinister Secret Behind Doritos X-13DFor years it sat on the shelves, covered in dust.